The Boener Zombie Douche-Bagger Apocalypse
The Boener Zombie Douche-Bagger Apocalypse
There is an eternal, cosmic struggle between the forces that want to
make the world suck and the forces that, at the very least, don't want
to make the world suck - maybe even make the world suck less.
And in the Boener Government Shutdown going into the Boener Government
Default, going into the Boener Zombie, Douche-Bagger Apocalypse - all
is revealed.
I'd be the last to deny that there are many aspects of The Affordable
Health Care Act that do, indeed, suck. This law, this policy, remains
essentially RomneyCare. It remains what Romney enacted when he was
Governor of Massachusetts. It is the most Republican approach to
health care which guarantees the obscene profits of the health care
industry.
And yet, in there is an attempt, at the very least, to not make the
world suck more - maybe even make the world suck a little less.
In its denial of evolution, human induced climate change, gravity and
history the Tea Baggers/Douche Baggers have made the Republicans the
party of stupid. And now they have made the Republicans the party of
dementia-like, bat-shit, fucking crazy, for the intentional rattling
of national, and international confidence in the United States dollar
is no less than that.
And this dementia-like, bat-shit, fucking crazy is contagious, going
viral, already spreading through the District of Columbia, spreading
through the United States of America, spreading through the world.
At this moment people are worrying about the safety of their savings,
about whether a day will soon come when the ATM's don't work. And this
is having the effect on international money markets that you would
expect.
The seeds of panic are sown.
A week before the Boener Government Shutdown a former navy technician
become navy civilian subcontractor massacres a dozen people at The
Navy Yard a couple of miles from Capitol Hill. On the first day of
the Boener Government Shutdown going into the Boener Government
Default going into the Boener Zombie Douche-Bagger Apocalypse a
34-year-old dental hygienist from Stamford, CT with her one-year-old
daughter in the back seat attempts to crash her car through White
House barricades. Then she leads a police chase to Capitol Hill where
she is killed by a volley of police and secret service bullets as
horrified legislators look on. A short distance away a man burns
himself in the middle of the National Mall, bringing the smell of gas
soaked barbecue to these same legislators' noses.
You can't make this stuff up.
This really happened, is happening.
There is no telling where this is going.
Boener sure doesn't have a clue.
There is an eternal, cosmic struggle between the forces that want to
make the world suck and the forces that, at the very least, don't want
to make the world suck - maybe even make the world suck less.
And in the Boener Government Shutdown going into the Boener Government
Default, going into the Boener Zombie, Douche-Bagger Apocalypse - all
is revealed.
I'd be the last to deny that there are many aspects of The Affordable
Health Care Act that do, indeed, suck. This law, this policy, remains
essentially RomneyCare. It remains what Romney enacted when he was
Governor of Massachusetts. It is the most Republican approach to
health care which guarantees the obscene profits of the health care
industry.
And yet, in there is an attempt, at the very least, to not make the
world suck more - maybe even make the world suck a little less.
In its denial of evolution, human induced climate change, gravity and
history the Tea Baggers/Douche Baggers have made the Republicans the
party of stupid. And now they have made the Republicans the party of
dementia-like, bat-shit, fucking crazy, for the intentional rattling
of national, and international confidence in the United States dollar
is no less than that.
And this dementia-like, bat-shit, fucking crazy is contagious, going
viral, already spreading through the District of Columbia, spreading
through the United States of America, spreading through the world.
At this moment people are worrying about the safety of their savings,
about whether a day will soon come when the ATM's don't work. And this
is having the effect on international money markets that you would
expect.
The seeds of panic are sown.
A week before the Boener Government Shutdown a former navy technician
become navy civilian subcontractor massacres a dozen people at The
Navy Yard a couple of miles from Capitol Hill. On the first day of
the Boener Government Shutdown going into the Boener Government
Default going into the Boener Zombie Douche-Bagger Apocalypse a
34-year-old dental hygienist from Stamford, CT with her one-year-old
daughter in the back seat attempts to crash her car through White
House barricades. Then she leads a police chase to Capitol Hill where
she is killed by a volley of police and secret service bullets as
horrified legislators look on. A short distance away a man burns
himself in the middle of the National Mall, bringing the smell of gas
soaked barbecue to these same legislators' noses.
You can't make this stuff up.
This really happened, is happening.
There is no telling where this is going.
Boener sure doesn't have a clue.
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